You have to be careful so you don’t accidentally develop a fetish
I was going to fake kidnap a friend to get her out of a thing but then decided not to incase I liked it. You know…down there.
It’d end up all “Can you watch the kids cause we have a date…where I hunt the most dangerous game.”
Then before you know it Sodalite is hanging upside down from her ankle in a tree snare while I’m standing underneath rubbing my hands together trading a cut down for butt stuff.
Then she figures out to stay away from the pile of leaves under the tree and I have to start digging pits all over the yard.
Then she’s stuck down in the pits and I’m just jacking it on her before I let a rope down.
…all that because I tried to help a friend.
You may not know this…
but own like 30 pairs of Js. 8 ain’t even released yet.
A new study shows…
a massive overlap between groups of people that wear crocs, people that eat with their fingers while standing in buffet lines, and people that should fuck off and die.
That’s all kind of terrible. So much of it smells and tastes like nothing.
3- Colt 45
What I can say for all that beer is that it’s cheap. I have a single bottle aging for next New Years that cost the same as all of those.