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The other side of the coin.
I just told this lady she should take her planter off during the anthem.
God, I love baseball.
That’s racist.
No, no. It’s cool. We say it with a clearly enunciated ER on the end.
Taking it back, crackers.
I’m fairly certain…
that a sexual relationship eventually developed between Sloth and Chunk.
jusky asked: You're a curious and thoughtful fellow. What's something you want to know, but can't figure out? Subquestion: What's something you really want, divorced completely from thought and existing only in the physical?
Most of the stuff I’ve struggled to understand lately boils down to simple human difference.
Somebody makes an emotional decision and then I struggle to understand it in some misguided hindsight-is-20/20 kind of way that has no chance of working.
I end up just having to accept it as what happened and roll with it. Maybe that’s a level of understanding.
Maybe I don’t understand why everything isn’t ours to understand, and again I’m stuck just having to roll with it. Or again knowing I can’t understand is possibly understanding.
Earlier I was talking about that “modesty in all things” and saying how I don’t understand how it’s possible.
Wouldn’t that make you extremely moderate?
Subanswer: An island. Or my wife and dog to live around 2 seconds longer than me if that isn’t too thinky. If it is, I’ll just have the island.
I’m pretty sure the saying goes
“…caught with your hand in the pickle jar.”
Now over six hours….
of sounding like a drunk cartoon.
I know there is serious stuff going on…
but I’ve had hiccups for going on 5 hours and I’m about to kill myself
Sometimes…
a man has to suck the dick he’s put in his own mouth.
Sometimes, that man is your boss.
Now, as he’s your boss, it’s your job to swat all the dicks you can out of his hand but sometimes he’s going to sneak one through when you aren’t looking.
At that point all you can do is say, “that’s some pretty good dick sucking boss,” and try to support him.
